
“Manipulating
liquids” is the term used by archaeologists
for “pouring drinks.” Apparently in the late
Neolithic period in European history, around
3500 BC, some unsung cave-genius had a
brilliant idea (fire was good, the wheel
also good—but this was even better):
“Hey, wait a
minute!”—at which point a very
early version of the incandescent light bulb
went on in a thought bubble above that
person’s head—
“I can use this opposable thingie
on my hand to indent part of the rim of
this clay bowl; then we can maninpul...pour
drinks!” He or she (I’m betting it
was a guy) was not referring to water
because rivers were full of that stuff and
who cared if you spilled some. He meant
fermented liquids such as beer, mead, and
wine. Thus were born the “beaker cultures”
of Europe, peoples scattered across Europe
who made drinking vessels of different
shapes: the bell-beaker, the funnel-beaker,
the butt beaker, the claw beaker, and the
protruding-foot beaker.
Extent of the beaker
cultures

It is not quite
clear whether the spread of “beaker culture”
was the result of cultural diffusion by
invasion of a single “beaker” people across
the continent or the result of a natural
diffusion of knowledge along the early trade
routes of European rivers and coastlines.
The pottery in question appeared rather
abruptly, and the earliest examples of it
are found on the Iberian peninsula. A
plausible view is that the
knowledge
of how to make these artifacts diffused
naturally across Europe; thus, you have new
knowledge —rather than the people
themselves—spreading out. (That is more
likely than a real invasion since the
purported invaders would all have been
crocked, or “beakered up,” as they used to
say in 3500 BC.)
Beakers are among the artifacts of the
so-called “Ozieri culture” in northern
Sardinia, named for the town of Ozieri near
Sassari, where archaeologist have found
traces of these proto-Sardinians, who
pre-date even the builders of the
Nuraghi, now
the icons of ancient Sardinia. The Ozieri
culture is also termed, in Italian, the "San
Michele culture" (named after a cave near
Ozieri where artifacts were found). The
general dating of this culture is generally
given as 3800-2900 BC. It is difficult,
indeed, for the non-specialist to keep the
progression of early peoples straight;
specialist judgments are based on often
contradictory interpretations of the same
evidence. In the case of Sardinia and the
Ozieri culture, both archaeology and now
genetics indicate a more varied origin of
proto-Sardinians than previously thought.
Genetics indicates an almost certain
communality with people on the Iberian
peninsula but also with peoples much farther
to the east, Greece and Anatolia. Also,
archaeology suggests early influence from
the Aegean. None of this should surprise us;
Sardinia, is, after all, an island, and
people on an island have to come from
somewhere.
(Of course, nothing says they all have to
come from the same place.) We can say with
some certainty that Sardinia had vital trade
and contact with continental sources by the
middle of the 4th century—that is, 3500 BC.


One of the most respected
archaeologists to have studied the Ozieri
culture is Giovanni Lilliu, whose 1967 book
La
civiltà dei Sardi dal neolitico
all'età dei nuraghi
[Sardinian Civilization from the Neolithic
to the Age of the Nuraghi] (Torino, ERI
edition), indicates that about 200 Ozieri
sites have been found through northern
Sardinia. They are small, largely
undefended, and are characterized by
(besides their pottery) their dedication to
the dead, which means their hollowed-out
rock tombs (the
domus de janas, photo,
right) and their megalithic, circular
cemeteries (photo, left). Other than that,
their sense of the divine focused on the
figure of the Mother God and even the Bull
God, figurines of which have been found.
These early Sardinian were
not the
builders of the mighty nuraghi
fortifications, although they may have
become
the builders of those fortifications. At a
certain point in time, then, Ozieri
artifacts become less decorative and sterner
and then, little by little, the fort
builders take over. They apparently
perceived the need to defend themselves
against incursions from as yet uncertain
quarters, perhaps attackers who could not be
mollified with a few beakers of good cheer.